So I'm waking during my first mile downtown & I stop to put my sneaker on a bench to toe my lace. Now there's some dude 's most likely homeless backpack & gear on one end. So I go to the opposite side & use the ledge. He comes running back, tells me off & says to go find another bench.
Now I'm thinking do I look like I'm a homeless dude? Yeah I'm not a wealth elite liberal in this hood but still in wearing all J.Crew & an Apple Watch. Do I really look that bad when in my furloughed underachiever mode?